It was supposed to be a lovely day where we do nothing but tubing down the river. About half way through our voyage I notice a purple lump in my tummy. Lint must have built up from days of avoiding the shower! Remove it at once! I plucked it out, but i got more than I bargained for. My soul seeps out of me in droves. With my net in hand, I chase them down the river to catch them and shove them back up my belly button where they belong.